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For a bag made of recycled pop caps this thing is not half bad looking. You have to have respect for someone who can make a bag from what is possibly the cheapest possible material and still charge almost two bills for it. I guess it is all about the labor. But it better be someone sitting in their basement doing this for hours at a time and not some sweatshop over in Asia or they should be charging under $20.

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Products made from recycled goods often look tacky or junky—but this street sign briefcase by artist Tripp Gregson is certainly an exception. The exterior features imagery from lawfully salvaged traffic signs while the interior comes complete with organizer / file pockets and a laptop compartment. If only I could get my hands on one made from a “Speed Hump” sign.

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hint_ringHave you been waiting forever for your man to pop the question? Maybe it is time to crank up the pressure with this not-too-subtle “Hint” ring fashioned from a key on a kids laptop. Then again, commitaphobes generally don’t respond well to pressure, so wear at your own risk.

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ide_beltWhether transferring data or holding up your pants, this Ide belt can do the job. At 48-inches long, it far exceeds the IDE standard length for data transfer —but the question is will it match the standards set by your fat ass?

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This stylish laptop protector is made from PVC vinyl taken from reclaimed billboards once seen on America’s highways. The example above looks great, but I would worry that the version I purchased would say something like “Mustang Ranch: The Biggest Titties in Town! Next Exit.”

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