Recycled Street Sign Briefcase: What, No “Speed Hump?”

Products made from recycled goods often look tacky or junky—but this street sign briefcase by artist Tripp Gregson is certainly an exception. The exterior features imagery from lawfully salvaged traffic signs while the interior comes complete with organizer / file pockets and a laptop compartment. If only I could get my hands on one made […]

“Hint” Keyboard Ring is Not Very Subtle

Have you been waiting forever for your man to pop the question? Maybe it is time to crank up the pressure with this not-too-subtle “Hint” ring fashioned from a key on a kids laptop. Then again, commitaphobes generally don’t respond well to pressure, so wear at your own risk.
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Ide Belt: 20-way AWM2651 Ribbon Cable Screams Sexy

Whether transferring data or holding up your pants, this Ide belt can do the job. At 48-inches long, it far exceeds the IDE standard length for data transfer —but the question is will it match the standards set by your fat ass?
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Laptop Protector Made From Recycled Billboards: Save the Earth in Style

This stylish laptop protector is made from PVC vinyl taken from reclaimed billboards once seen on America’s highways. The example above looks great, but I would worry that the version I purchased would say something like “Mustang Ranch: The Biggest Titties in Town! Next Exit.”
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