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Tailor Walter Sinnhofer of Henndorf, Austria has created a name for himself as the man responsible for the largest pair of lederhosen on Earth. They weigh in at 50kg, measure a whopping 4 yards in width, 15 ft in length and required two months of cutting and stitching 77 square yards of cow hide .

Sinnhofer is now hoping to have his achievement acknowledged by Gunniess World Records, a group to which he is no stranger, as he already holds the record for producing the smallest pair of lederhosen, which measured only 38 millimeters in length.

(via Metro)

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Nothing will let everyone know you are old more than pulling out this 45 inspired bag that has all your junk in it. You average kid today will just think it is an odd colored DVD. And that strangely shaped thing in the middle? Only the truly old will remember that that gizmo was required to play 45′s on any decent turntable.

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The little guitars on this shirt have a definite resemblance to pictures I saw in eighth grade health class. I guess if any of them are able to actually fertilize the record we will be treated to a classic album, like something Pink Floyd would have released in their heyday. Otherwise it will have to live its life as a Britney Spears release.

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