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love-vectors-m-t-shirt

Anyone have to dodge pigeon shit recently? How about the constant threat of  rats rustling in your walls and gnawing your wiring? Well now every city’s least favorite inhabitants are featured on a shirt, apparently congratulating each other after another successful day of pissing people off.

Product Page: ($38)

cheese-trap-cufflinks-2

This pair of cufflinks will look awesome for any occasion you choose to wear them at. Even better, instead of storing them in some drawer, leave them in the shirt to catch any stray critters in your closet.

Product Page (£12.99, about $18.30)