race

This must be how you channel a dog’s ability to chase it’s own ass into something more profitable and less irritating.

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winning-the-race

This slightly modified version of the tortoise versus the hare fable has the same result as the classic story, only this tortoise has chosen large armament to insure his win rather than hoping the hare does something stupid to lose.

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liquor-is-quicker

It has always been believed that liquor was quicker, but here is photographic proof for those that didn’t believe. Unfortunately, that can also mean that the effects of the alcohol will hit you faster. I hope you have cleaned that toilet recently.

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french-track-and-field

Using your strengths to get ahead is just good decision making. If you are known for running, then a running event is what you should be good at.

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