With winter fast approaching, you may want to nerd up your collection of warm clothing. We recommend this 80% wool, 20% nylon yarn knit hat which will make your head look like it’s being slowly consumed snake-style by a raccoon. You may look stupid, but you’ll enjoy the warmth of braided-tie earflaps and fleece inner lining. It’s a trade-off.
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Even raccoons can’t deny the stylish look of a coonskin cap. Look what you started Davy Crockett!
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A little fine fur around your neck is generally a high class fashion statement. This particular scarf is faux fur, but I don’t think raccoon is generally considered one of the finer furs. It would also help if there was a little more work done than coming straight from the road where it met its demise.
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