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Julia Griffin has an extremely impressive line of bags with hand painted B-Movie themes—they’re absolutely fantastic really. However, they are also one-of-a-kind works of art, so don’t expect to accessorize on the cheap. Still, interested parties can contact Julia through the B-Movie Bags website for more info.

Check out some additional designs after the break.

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If you are worried about purse snatching, the Bag Lock will secure your stuff to just about anything—like a chair, pole, bicycle, shopping cart and more. All you need to do is secure it with a quick twist—no key required.

I suppose it would also work with satchel snatchers and their emasculated victims.

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Vinyl bags that are shaped like burgers, chicken legs and hot dogs are not only a cool and unique way to carry around your belongings, they’re also great gifts for enemies who are vegetarians or currently on a diet. Images of the other designs are available after the break.

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Not only is the Cleavage Caddy a handy way to store your stuff, it also gives the impression of a larger (although somewhat misshapen) bust! That is what I call a win-win.

Product Page ($35)

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If you plan on flying anytime soon, my suggestion is to leave this embossed leather Beretta pistol handbag at home. Also features chrome plated metal foliage encircling a crystal and branded bullets.

Product Page ($191)

Football Purse

by Jeff Chenkus on July 18, 2008

in Bags

When you are thinking leather novelty purses, a football replica would seem an obvious choice. So here you are. And while this is the same size as a regulation football, there is no actual leather used. Nor pigskin for that matter. It’s manufacture of man made materials makes it a fairly green product as well. An easy way to become one of the guys without having to lift a finger.

Product Page ($49.95)

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Personally, I hate change. I barely use cash anymore because it eventually turns into change. However, as far as change purses go, this “Hello my name is” version is certainly amusing—not to mention convenient.

Product Page ($9.95)

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What better (and more stylish) way to carry around your personal belongings that with one of these unique pants handbags? Each bag is lined with two pockets, but they are made of FABRIC—not human orifices.

Product Page ($53—available in a variety of styles)

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I like the idea of showing pride in whatever state of the union you choose. This two license plate handbag with a strap made from recycled rubber can do that and keep you green at the same time. If environmentalism is not your cup of tea, then how about the hundreds of Swarovski crystals that adorn it? And that registration sticker adds the realism that any discerning shopper would demand.

Product Page ($280)