Protect Your Laptop With The Power of the Ninja

Your ninja bag will protect your laptop from bumps and scratches against all odds—for death is the price of failure.
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Corn Flakes Laptop Sleeve

Corn flakes get soggy in like 3 seconds—so how can it protect my laptop from the elements? Give me a Grape Nuts Sleeve any day. That thing would be like Kevlar.
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