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Adult SpongeBob Twill Jacket

by Jeff Chenkus on January 12, 2008

in Jackets and Sweaters,Outdoor Apparel

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This is a great jacket if you are under the age of 12 and love SpongeBob (as you should). But an Adult only sized jacket? We are not talking about something that has a small logo here.

There are many amusing garments that will interest people, but I am not sure a SpongeBob jacket is one of them. Unless you are gong to be discreet with your SpongeBob lust and just wear it around the house.

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Periodic Table Socks

by Jeff Chenkus on December 10, 2007

in Socks

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How many times have you been discussing elements with your date and a disagreement cropped up? Wouldn’t she be impressed when you pull up your pant legs to check it out on your Periodic Table Socks? Probably just as impressed as your chemistry professor would be when he catches you wearing these to the final exam.

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