At first it may have been a turn on, but after spotting this in the shower, Prince realized that he hooked up with either a total whack job or a chick hiding a massive bald spot. Looks like it’s time to work that aging rockstar mojo on some new groupies. We suggest landing one that wears the design pictured after the break.
Looking like something from an alternate universe, Prince Albert has a little bit of Prince and a whole lot of Fat Albert. It’s about time that Fat Albert had some sex appeal and Prince had some height and a little meat on his bones.
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Even though the ravages of age will eventually take away the ability to remember lyrics, play an instrument or bang a groupie, aging rock stars like Prince and the Rolling Stones can at least give reduced mobility a swift kick in the ass with the artist transporter Segway. It may not be a Rascal, but it will still take a long time to convince people that this is cool; so start spearheading that trend now guys!
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