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Listen to this conversation between LBJ and his tailor Joe Haggar recorded on August 9, 1964. While instructing Haggar on how to tailor his pants, Johnson says what is quite possibly the funniest shit ever spoken by a sitting president:
This handmade bag was constructed using the November 5th cover of the LA Times covered in laminate—just in case you forget the historic election of Barack Obama as President when you go and get your groceries.
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For all the hell that Barack went through to get the nomination and the ultimate win, he should be grooving out to some iTunes. He can be the first President to do that in the oval office and not look like a tool doing it.
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When you don’t have any integrity or credibility of your own, it may help to borrow someone else’s. That’s where the Honest Abe pin comes in. This 1/2″ x 5/8″ image of our 16th president will be on hand to help you appear reputable when you go in for that big job interview, the first meeting with your girlfriend’s parents, or to stand before a judge. But don’t become too confident, because even Abe’s sway won’t be able to keep you out of prison when you proposition an undercover cop at 3am.
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Whatever you think about the current administration and the potential successors, today is your day to have your voice heard. I think everyone is past the idea of not understanding that a single vote can count after the last couple elections. Whatever your choice, make sure you stand up to be counted. Wouldn’t you prefer there be a preponderance of memorabilia that mourned the end of our president’s term instead of celebrated it?
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Poor Joe the Plumber. John McCain made him an internet phenomenon against his will—and t-shirt designers have wasted no time capitalizing on his 15 minutes of fame. Additional designs are available after the break.
Going out this Halloween in an Obama or McCain mask is an idea that is kind of old and busted. But if you feel compelled to support your candidate, I suggest mixing it up a little with McBrain and Zombama (pictured after the break).
I was always a bit amazed at how many votes George Bush was able to get. But I think this shirt illustrates the misunderstanding that many men may have had when they went to the polls. In this light it is kind of hard to argue with a vote for Bush. Just the good one, though.
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Like many Americans, Lincoln doesn’t feel confident in either choice for President this time around. That is why he is rising up from the grave to get our government back on track. Unfortunately, his controversial “brain-eating” platform will undoubtedly prove unpopular with voters.
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