Yeah, that glowing finger isn’t going to be a match for the Predator’s shoulder cannon.
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They may seem all cute and cuddly—until they rip out your spine. This cross-breed race of hunters is after the deadliest game of all.
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Thanks to this shirt, you can know the relative sizes of various predators at a glance. You know, just in case you are ever faced with the choice between hand-to-hand combat with deadly snakes, sperm whales, dinosaurs and the actual Predator.
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Shawn Thorsson of Petaluma, CA created the ultimate Predator costume using upholstery foam, liquid latex, and duct tape. Among its features are aluminum formed wrist blades and an LED belt buckle acting as a wearable computer.
It added at least six inches to my height and managed to impress just about everyone that saw it. The only drawback was that with all of the foam and rubber built into it, it was about as cozy as a two inch thick wetsuit. Suffice it to say that I was a bit warm. The shoes were a bit uncomfortable, so I couldn’t walk for very long distances.
you can make your own using the links on the project page, however, you may not finish before Halloween.
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Predator Orthopedic: No anesthesia needed! Completely free! Done in seconds!*
*spinalsurgeryisalwaysfatal.patientsskullmaybeusedasatrophy.
This t-shirt design is currently up for voting on SplitReason. If you would like to see it go to print, make sure to cast your vote.
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Little known fact: the Predator has a thing about his hair. If you somehow managed to sneak up on him unnoticed, you just might catch him in the jungle gazing into a little handheld mirror. He want’s to look good for all that fresh meat he contacts on Facebook.
Imagine this tiny Predator hunting you—killing you from the waist down (pulling your spine out your anus perhaps?). Kids in costumes are usually cute, but this is just downright frightening.
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Each pair of these mittens consists of a predator and his prey. You may have trouble keeping your hands still when wearing these, the predator will want to attack and the prey will be looking to escape. But all that is important is that your hands will stay nice and warm. The following pairs are available: Lion/Gazelle, Frog/Fly and Whale/Fish.
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No doubt inspired by the classic image created by advertising company DDB, this shirt illustrates a civilized battle between Alien and Predator. What they don’t show you is the Predator firing off a shoulder cannon shot after smack talk by the Alien proved too much to bear.
Maybe I am not remembering the movie Alien vs. Predator quite right, but this does not seem to be like the movie at all. As bad as that movie was, this is actually an improvement. Probably not coming soon to a theater near you, though.
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