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Etsy seller 17thbit created a series of Portal-inspired rings that will allow you to bond with your gamer soul mate. Included in the collection is a Companion Cube ring and a “You Have The Portal To My Heart” example, both of which measure 8 mm in width and are made to order from Sterling Silver.

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Chell is Test Subject 007 in this Bond/Portal mashup. See agent Q to receive your Portal Gun and Long Fall Boots.

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These sneakers won’t protect test subjects from a long fall, but they will match your jumpsuit quite nicely.

Unfortunately, these don’t appear to be for sale anywhere—but making a pair for yourself might only require simple modifications to some orange Chuck Taylors.

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Cushy sneaker soles make any fall better, especially long ones. Illustrator Jared Sellers has modified a pair of knee-high Converse sneakers into the most comfortable looking pair of Long Fall Boots I’ve seen. Granted, they might not have quite the same spring as Chell’s boots, but I bet they won’t give you blisters!

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These detailed steampunk Long Fall Boots were made from canvas shoes, a pair of cheap, black pleather boots and giant springs (many, many early Test Subjects died wearing these back in the day). DeviantArt user batman-n-bananas made them to go with her steampunk Chell costume, which includes this incredible Portal gun.

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Fashionably Geek reader Emily of Short Fuse Pinups sent us this fantast pic of of Ruby Darling as GLaDOS that she did for a recent show by Skill Focus: Burlesque. Thanks Emily!


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Aperture’s never been so stylish.

The Seller notes that these 3D printed rings will “come in a solid color/material”. So if you want a look exactly like the render pictured here, you’ll have to paint it yourself somehow. You could also wait as the seller is currently working to provide full-color versions down the line.

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Test subjects don’t have much choice when it comes to fashion options, but one way to jazz up that jumpsuit is to wear one of these handmade, papercraft GLaDOS hairflowers. It even lights up with an LED!

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Some may argue that Apple is the most innovative company of our time, but did they give us the Portal Gun? I think not.

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