Ooh, I’ve seen this one. It starts out all normal with the plug and the outlet gettin’ it on—but then this stupid kid comes along trying to stick his tongue in there and it gets really weird.
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Since burgers are cheap, easy, and readily available on most street corners from fast food pimps, there’s not yet a call for hardcore beef and patty porn. Not to mention the fact that the Food Network is giving it away for free.
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Hot and steamy popcorn…with a little butter lube. It’s like an orgy in my mouth.
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You know those long johns with the buttoned butt flap—the kind of thing you might expect an old prospector to wear? Well, the centerfold t-shirt is kind of like that, only the image underneath this flap is something you wouldn’t mind seeing.
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That’s right, even babies love porn. Start em on the path to creepiness early with this “I Heart Porn” bib.
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Haha…sick. Treat your next porn movie like a sporting event with these Big Foam Shocker fingers. Porn is #1! Porn is #1! And if you are freaky, it can also be #2.
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Yup…that is pretty frank. All it needs is the sentence “I masturbate 7 times a day” printed on the back.
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Hmmm…no leopard print, feathers or hot pink. Not quite what I would have expected in a porn shoulder bag.
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