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Either John Deere got into the laxative business, or their corporate logo found a burrito on the side of the road.
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Yeah, this shirt could backfire in a big way. What if people obey the sign and stop to pinch a loaf right in front of you? Think about it. Also available in sign form.
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That clown at your birthday party didn’t seem to know, but apparently the answer is “yes” balloon animals do defecate, and in the process give a whole new meaning to the term “floater”.
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Why would you want to? Unless you’re on the road, or forced to take Dulcolax or Pepto, poop time may be the only part of your busy day when you get to sit back, relax, gather your thoughts and leave feeling 5 pounds lighter. What’s not to love?
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Apparently the days of charms around your neck symbolizing things that are near and dear to your heart are over… Unless you fancy turds. This particular turd charm is hand cut from sterling silver, cleaned, coated in 14 karat gold, and fitted with a 15″ chain. In the end you’ll have the golden idol of poop hanging around your neck and the added benefit of knowing that you helped the turd artisans who design, cut, clean and coat these things for a living.
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One uses poop as a verb, the other as an adjective. For either person, poop seems to describe their current state of life perfectly. Excellent use of excrement.
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This picture of a robot and his droppings on a baby is perfect since you know how many times a day you have to change its diaper. It is also good fun at your defenseless baby’s expense. At least take a picture so the baby can get a good laugh at it later in life.
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