I was always a bit amazed at how many votes George Bush was able to get. But I think this shirt illustrates the misunderstanding that many men may have had when they went to the polls. In this light it is kind of hard to argue with a vote for Bush. Just the good one, though.
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Like many Americans, Lincoln doesn’t feel confident in either choice for President this time around. That is why he is rising up from the grave to get our government back on track. Unfortunately, his controversial “brain-eating” platform will undoubtedly prove unpopular with voters.
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As many of you have heard, Sarah Palin is an NRA member and an avid hunter. Here we see her after bagging the wily and elusive Democratic Donkey. What you don’t see is the aftermath where she goes in face first, tearing at the flesh with her teeth like a starving animal. With blood dripping from her mouth, she celebrates the kill by howling at the moon.
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A few years ago, Dave Chappelle did a standup routine where he pondered the fame of the President. To put things in perspective, he drew upon the whole Monica Lewinsky fiasco and asked asked us to imagine what it would be like to be so recognizable that a woman would automatically become famous for giving you a bj. Apparently, that is the same theme behind this t-shirt. The blue banner over the woman’s eyes reads: “Fuck For Fame.” Now that is classy.
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If you are anxious to see Barack Obama take over the office of the President, you had better grab one of these Obama Countdown Keychains before time runs out. Unfortunately, a similar keychain for McCain supporters does not exist—but not to worry. You could always grab the classic Bush Countdown keychain. That is a version just about everyone can agree on.
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Having trouble deciding who to vote for in the upcoming Presidential election? Maybe it is time to throw your support behind a candidate you can truly believe in. All of your favorite Star Wars characters are in the running and they have a full line of campaign merchandise from shirts and mousepads, to bumper stickers and mugs available for purchase. It’s not like they need the money though. Seriously, a Star Wars-backed campaign would probably be the most well-funded in history.
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If you are a geeky Democrat searching for a way to support Barack Obama that makes sense to you, look no further than this Empire Strikes Barack T-Shirt.
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