Like many Americans, Lincoln doesn’t feel confident in either choice for President this time around. That is why he is rising up from the grave to get our government back on track. Unfortunately, his controversial “brain-eating” platform will undoubtedly prove unpopular with voters.
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As many of you have heard, Sarah Palin is an NRA member and an avid hunter. Here we see her after bagging the wily and elusive Democratic Donkey. What you don’t see is the aftermath where she goes in face first, tearing at the flesh with her teeth like a starving animal. With blood dripping from her mouth, she celebrates the kill by howling at the moon.
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I think pretty much everyone saw this one coming. Hey, no one is going to argue that Washington could use more MILF.
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A few years ago, Dave Chappelle did a standup routine where he pondered the fame of the President. To put things in perspective, he drew upon the whole Monica Lewinsky fiasco and asked asked us to imagine what it would be like to be so recognizable that a woman would automatically become famous for giving you a bj. Apparently, that is the same theme behind this t-shirt. The blue banner over the woman’s eyes reads: “Fuck For Fame.” Now that is classy.
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Having trouble deciding who to vote for in the upcoming Presidential election? Maybe it is time to throw your support behind a candidate you can truly believe in. All of your favorite Star Wars characters are in the running and they have a full line of campaign merchandise from shirts and mousepads, to bumper stickers and mugs available for purchase. It’s not like they need the money though. Seriously, a Star Wars-backed campaign would probably be the most well-funded in history.
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This t-shirt speaks the truth! Is our constitution prejudiced against cyborgs with Austrian accents that are sent here from the future?
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Bush’s tenor as President is coming to an end, so if you are going to take one last crack at him now is the time. This particular t-shirt features George W. going vampire on the Statue of Liberty.
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Let’s face it, the 18th century was a different era. Do we really need bear arms nowadays?
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While our reckless use of the Earth’s natural resources is the real focus behind the imagery on this Petrolcide t-shirt, chances are it also represents the feeling many motorists get when they see the price of a gallon these days. Believe me, when automakers come up with an affordable alternative that doesn’t suck balls, we will be all over it.
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