
This hat may exist to make a statement about second amendment rights, but it will also mock and threaten the real enemy… Hat thieves.
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This hat may exist to make a statement about second amendment rights, but it will also mock and threaten the real enemy… Hat thieves.
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Sun, sand…shackles. Now that sounds like paradise. I’m sure “detention camp” is some fancy term for “resort.”
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If you were disappointed in the results of the recent election, fear not—the two favorite Republican players could always team up for 2012.
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Still undecided? If only Donuts and Bacon could run on a platform of deliciousness. It would be a landslide victory.
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Depending on your political views, you may doubt the accuracy of information given to you by Sarah Palin watches. Even if you are voting Democrat in the upcoming election, you can still enjoy the pleasures of a wrist or pocket MILF. Pocket watch version available after the break.

Going out this Halloween in an Obama or McCain mask is an idea that is kind of old and busted. But if you feel compelled to support your candidate, I suggest mixing it up a little with McBrain and Zombama (pictured after the break).

We are getting into the home stretch with the Presidential election and even though things may get heated, just remember that we are all human. We all sit on that toilet in the morning and drop a deuce. Unless you’re constipated. Then it may be ever couple of days—but the point is the same! Everyone poops.
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I was always a bit amazed at how many votes George Bush was able to get. But I think this shirt illustrates the misunderstanding that many men may have had when they went to the polls. In this light it is kind of hard to argue with a vote for Bush. Just the good one, though.
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