Hmmm… If the stereotypes are true and your average cop is at least 50% donut, wouldn’t this thing really be a cannibal?
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Cops would totally go for this. I mean, skateboarders and cops get along right? Right?
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Right now these police stilettos are only a concept, but if the porn industry has their way you’re sure to see them is some S&M flick with handcuffs, temporary tight cop outfits and horrible acting.
What do you think this is, a racetrack? That loop is for responsible drivers, mister.
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Mario is no different than any other driver out in the real world. He may have a blast flying around in his kart shooting at others, but you need to pay the piper if the law catches up with you. With a likely license suspension, he will need to go back to his running days.
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Whenever someone gets arrested wearing an amusing t-shirt, you can pretty much count on that mugshot making the rounds on the internet. So, make your next stint in the slammer count (and help speed along inmate processing) with this mugshot shirt.
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I mean, it is a speeder bike after all—a ticket or two is to be expected. However, this particular Stormtrooper is also high on speed, meaning that he is in big, big trouble.
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If this bag doesn’t stop thieves then nothing will. Any sane thief would not be trying to steal anything that looks like a policeman’s badge, and even if they were that stupid they would have difficulty wresting it from you when you have it cuffed to your arm. It will allow you to indulge in a little of your bondage fantasies as well.
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We have all seen the mug shot of Bill Gates as a youngster. Who would have guessed that Darth Vader had an embarrassing shot of his own? I told him that girl looked a little too young for him.
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How much would you pay for a tie with a walking ass on it dressed like a member of the Village People? $100? $200? How does only $1 sound? It is the deal of the century. Additional tie available after the break.
