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Philippe Roucou’s overpriced “Objets Trouves” Polaroid scarf will allow you to wear retro photography around your neck, but unless you take it off and unfold it for everyone, nobody’s gonna know. Even if you do, who the hell uses retro Polaroid cameras anymore? Most people will probably end up saying “That’s nice, but why is the border so much wider at the bottom?” Conclusion: This probably would have had a bigger impact if it was a bib made 20 years ago.

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Polaroid Messenger Bag

You may recall this image if you ever owned a Polaroid instant camera. I don’t know how many Polaroids are still floating around out there, but this messenger bag would be a great way to carry one around. Also available in a laptop version.

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The product page suggests that this retro Polaroid camera “don’t take no sh*t.” I think it’s trying to drum up some business.

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