plushtache

After reading the product description for the plushtache, it’s clear that even the manufacturer doesn’t know what the hell this thing can be used for. Besides the obvious use as a fake mustache for the pre-pubescent, I’d imagine the only other needs would be as the finishing touch to your “Mr. Pringle” costume for Halloween, or as a backup mustache for all you character actors who continuously play 19th century western bartenders.

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