
The Pedobear hat—approved for ages 17 and under. It’s the perfect hat to wear while riding in the back of a van. Hand wash only—hand wash it all night long.
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The Pedobear hat—approved for ages 17 and under. It’s the perfect hat to wear while riding in the back of a van. Hand wash only—hand wash it all night long.
Product Page ($25/Thanks Erick!)
Only $35 will buy you not one, but two Super Mario Bros backpacks—one of Mario and one of Yoshi. That’s great if you have more than one kid, unless they fight over who is going to be Mario and who is going to be Yoshi. No problem though, you can still by them individually for $18 when they come back in stock.
Yoshi pictured after the break.
If your kid already wrecks the house, these Godzilla plush slippers will just enhance the look. However, they may also encourage him.
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Looks like we finally figured out what happened to Cthulhu when he and Hobbes left their undersea world. Cthulhu got nabbed and turned into a cellphone holder. Read more on Nerd Approved…

The ultimate Irish accessory for your day of drinking on St. Patrick’s Day, sit this guy on your shoulder and you will have company for the entire day. Luckily he has one arm that is much longer than the other so he can reach all the way around your neck to hold on tight. And after a few drinks, he will have to hold on tight to stay on your swaying shoulders but at least one of you will still be able to talk.
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Having a coin purse isn’t acceptable for any man. However, these gun versions from designer James Lassey make it possible for a guy to use exact change and still feel masculine. The only problem is that the gun purse is only a concept at the moment, so I would stick with the debit card until they show up on Etsy. In the meantime, you can pick up one of Lassey’s plush M-16s (pictured after the break).