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pirates
With this handy guide, any moron can become a pirate in only four easy steps. Plus, it’s printed on a shirt for easy reference (and don’t forget that it doubles as a tourniquet).
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This all-over print features ninjas, pirates, robots, zombies, pirates fighting zombies, zombies eating ninjas, robots zapping zombies and much more.
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They don’t tell you about this in the history books, but the Union won the Civil War thanks to a little known band of soldiers armed with advanced weapons like lighsabers and proton packs.
This is the most inaccurate Civil War re-enactment ever, but I would pay good money to watch it.
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It was only a matter of time before the uneasy truce between the Pirates, Robots, Ninjas and Zombies Alliance (PRNZA) and the Smurfs boiled over into bloodshed. Clearly, they have underestimated the Smurf.
Today’s pirate sets sail on the internet, and the booty is digital. Eyepatches may still be worn—but it’s more of a cosplay thing now.
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Maybe this should be the next Indiana Jones saga. Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Golden Booty.
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I wonder what you get when you scan this pirate QR code? It had dammed well better be a GPS map to treasure.
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Unfortunately, the earliest band of Nintendo pirates met a quick and inglorious end. They learned the hard way that if you are going to board another ship by force, you had better bring real guns—not zappers.
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Even a female pirate with a peg leg, hook hand and a beard would start to look good after months at sea. Just getting dressed could be hazardous. Naturally, some pervert peeks in at you, causing you to reflexively put your hands up to cover yourself—only your hand is a hook and you accidentally pierce a boob. It must have been a real problem.
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