I can understand buttons that say no peeing on the floor, no unwanted boob grabbing and no stabbing guys in the back—but no sex or kite flying? This is America dammit.
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These pins from Blue Q feature a magic message that appears when you tilt the button back and forth. If you are a true geek, these pins will do a great job of getting an important message across to others. These messages include: Be nice to geeks / we know how to fix your computer and I heart my cubicle / don’t touch my stapler (complete with skull and crossbones). Additional images are available after the break.
Ever wished you had a few extra nipples? Sure, we all have. With these extra nipples pins, you can have up to 4 spares for nursing sextuplets, kinky fetishes or bizarre fashion statements.
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There may be an occasion this pin would be appropriate for, I just can’t imagine what it is. I do think it would be an excellent retro accessory for those days when your current life is just a downer. The two black sating loops make it look like your cassette player ate yet another tape, which seemed inevitable at some point in the life of an often played tape.
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Believe it or not, there were actual brothel inspectors in the old west. After all, customers want to know that they are getting a quality hooker—and your friendly neighborhood brothel inspector would help keep things in order. This particular badge is a replica of those found in the famous town of Tombstone in the 1880′s.
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Simply put, Nippins are a set pin-back buttons with pictures of pierced nipples on them. You can even step up your game and get the”Bigginz” version that clocks in at a massive 3-inches wide. Now that is what I call flair!
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Remember that time you were on a diet but you snuck out of the house late at night to grab a burger? Remember how that burger turned into five burgers? Yeah…then you must remember how that mixture of tears an ketchup ruined one of your favorite shirts. Worry not my chubby friend —Puke Pets can make that shirt wearable again. Just affix one of these little guys next to the stain and it will look as though the stain was part of your wacky ensemble. Sold individually or in packs of three.
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