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Beam me up!

The Star Trek: The Next Generation style com badge is even cooler in exaggerated, laser-cut acrylic comic style. Also available in a mirrored version which is pictured after the break.

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voodoo-revenge

If you think that sticking pins into a voodoo doll is harmless fun, this voodoo doll that has come to life is about to change your mind with a VERY large pin of his own.

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bladder-pin-2

If there is anything that I think we can all agree on it is that a happy bladder is a great thing. Share your happy bladder with all those around you with this lovely pin. It makes no difference what occasion you are wearing it for, if your bladder is happy, then you are happy. And if the bladder is not happy, then no one is happy.

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shadow puppet pendantShadow puppets are normally a last ditch effort to entertain yourself during a power outage. However, the inspiration drawn from these pendants and pins may awaken your inner nerd, resulting in a battle of wills over the flashlight. Check out the additional designs on the product page.

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steam radiator pin

Now you can have two pieces of flair on your lapel—an American Flag pin and a Steam Radiator pin. God bless the USA / steam radiators!

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Speeding society down an autobahn to asexuality are “too much information” displays like these enema themed earrings and pins. Rampant undesirability will prevail as people start to associate you with chronic constipation.

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When you don’t have any integrity or credibility of your own, it may help to borrow someone else’s. That’s where the Honest Abe pin comes in. This 1/2″ x 5/8″ image of our 16th president will be on hand to help you appear reputable when you go in for that big job interview, the first meeting with your girlfriend’s parents, or to stand before a judge. But don’t become too confident, because even Abe’s sway won’t be able to keep you out of prison when you proposition an undercover cop at 3am.

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