pigs

pig dive

It’s true, pigs can’t fly. But they can fall off a diving board and slam into the water below as well as any other animal on this planet.

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If you make money raising pigs, remember that a key selling point is that the pig always maintains a safe proximity from your junk at all times. Check out the unblurred version on the product page.

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And if I’m real lucky, I’ll get to see a flying pig get abducted by a UFO.

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