Distance runner Adam Pritchard has a titanium rod in his femur (he broke it while snowboarding). The accident happened when he was 22, so it seemed like a tattoo featuring the element block from the periodic table was meant to be.
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With the variety of hipsters available these days, you need a classification system to keep your social life organized. This periodic table t-shirt will help you stay on top of all the hipster classes in a scientific way.
Needless to say, this ironic shirt is sufficient for the “academic” class, which also helps others identify the wearer.
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Also known as “Surpriseonium” or by the chemical symbol Nja. Atomic number 115.
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We’ve seen our fair share of periodic table-themed clothing, but this is the first that allows you to customize the look with washable markers.
Stay in the lines, don’t stay in the lines, draw little hearts around your favorite elements—the choice is yours. When you wash the shirt, the canvas will be blank once again.
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We all know Chuck Norris hates the periodic table. But this time, he has concentrated all of his power into a single element called Chucknorium in order to infiltrate and bring down the table from the inside.
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The periodic table is more than just a reference tool for 118 elements—it can also be a shirt, a hat, a ring and Chuck Norris’ mortal enemy.
So, What is Chuck Norris problem with the Periodic Table? As this shirt lets you know, “Because he only recognizes the element of surprise”. Chuck may be tough, but he is apparently no chemistry major.
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Here is a fine idea. Take someone who is not into technical things and try to get them to remember a bunch of shorthand lingo by relating it to an item from high school that probably still gives them nightmares, the periodic table. Maybe they should print it upside down so the wearer can actually look at it while trying to decipher your chatting.
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That’s right kids, explore a rewarding career in chemistry. It’s nothing but sex, sex and more sex.
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