Sorry, I don’t have a $5 foot long. Would you settle for a $2 6-inch?
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If you are going to wear a piece of male anatomy as jewelry, it only makes sense to get one that has all the functionality of a normally working one. Just pull the ring on the back of the scrotum of this belly ring and the penis will pop up. A great accessory for the beach when it is in full view. Hit the jump to see it in action (semi NSFW).
The Wooldom is like a condom, only it doesn’t come out only when fun times are about to begin. This piece of apparel comes out when it is cold and frostbite may be an issue. I mean, I can take losing a toe to the cold, but we have to draw the line somewhere.
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A computer having a comment on the length of your manhood would be funny if it didn’t take your confidence down yet another notch. The computer should make allowances, even if your girlfriend won’t.
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The fact that even a slight breeze can arouse most men is well known and does not need to be announced by any shirt. But it is just too easy comparing a man’s ability to be turned on to that of a light switch. Especially when said light switch is essentially taking the place of that which he finds most dear.
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