Wooldom: Taking Care Of The More Important Body Parts
The Wooldom is like a condom, only it doesn’t come out only when fun times are about to begin. This piece of apparel comes out when it is cold and frostbite may be an issue. I mean, I can take losing a toe to the cold, but we have to draw the line somewhere.
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Even Your Tote Bag Has Something To Say About Your Size
A computer having a comment on the length of your manhood would be funny if it didn’t take your confidence down yet another notch. The computer should make allowances, even if your girlfriend won’t.
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Easily Turned On Shirt: What Else Is New?
The fact that even a slight breeze can arouse most men is well known and does not need to be announced by any shirt. But it is just too easy comparing a man’s ability to be turned on to that of a light switch. Especially when said light switch is essentially taking the place of [...]
