Penguins are just like us – having to resort to flying machines in order to get their heavy asses off the ground. Except they would probably have more success if they used technology that is less than a century old. If you’re an airplane nerd like myself, you’ll notice a wide variety of contraptions on this shirt, including Otto Lilienthal’s 1894 “wing-flapping” glider, the Ritchel Flying-Machine from 1878, and Orville Wright’s 1911 glider.
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The Penguin isn’t really an evil mastermind, he’s just out to bring some vigilante justice to Bruce Wayne for this hit and run which occured when he was a wee bat-toddler. That’s right people, Batman has been a royal pain in the ass since birth. You heard it here first.
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The Penguin was always after Batman for his meddling. But since he never caught him, we really don’t know what his plan was. This shirt gives the answer. Simple frat-like hazing. No one ever likes waking up with marker all over them, but it happens to the best of us. Batman will be so embarrassed when he wakes up.
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