patch

new-years-evil-patch

Advertise your New Year’s party with this patch on your jacket. You are both promising a good time and warning people of the danger they can expect at the same time.

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This “Me Love You” patch is apparently the only way a grotesque, perpetually angry monster can show affection. Either that or it’s a creative ploy used by monsters to entice humans to let their guard down so they can eat us.

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