But if you must, these ridiculous pasties can be had at the Montabahn etsy store along with other geeky themes. Plus, 50% of all Grumpy Nipple Cat purchases go to SPCA International.

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Indeed, these Pac-Man and Mario mushroom pasties score extra geeky hotness points—unless they being worn by a buxom, nerdy dude looking for a nipple chafing barrier.

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