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You could consider carrying this bag around to be your public service announcement to remind people that strong passwords matter. It may also appear that you are lording what you believe to be superior intelligence over others. Let others worry about what your intentions are in carrying it.

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A computer having a comment on the length of your manhood would be funny if it didn’t take your confidence down yet another notch. The computer should make allowances, even if your girlfriend won’t.

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