Of course, these days Mr. T probably would preface the party with a of PSA warning about the dangers of alcohol and pre-marital sex. But still, a Mr. T party is a good time.
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Of course, these days Mr. T probably would preface the party with a of PSA warning about the dangers of alcohol and pre-marital sex. But still, a Mr. T party is a good time.
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Head bubbles now have three important roles: deep sea diving, exploring space, and normal conversation. A design student in Edinburgh has developed this concept “Speech Bubble” as a way of reducing ambient noise so you can hear your conversation partner more clearly in a loud atmosphere. However, unless you decide to solve the budget crisis or broker peace in the Middle East at a party, you probably won’t need these. Especially since the following is all you’re going to hear at a party. From women: “No”, “Forget it” and “Keep dreaming”. From your friends:Â “That chick is hot”, “I’d like to hit that”, “She wants me” and “I think I’m going to puke”.
Sesame Street’s Big Bird may do a fine job of teaching your kids in the morning hours. What he does in the evening would be more of a lesson of what NOT to do.
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A touchdown isn’t the same without some self-serving celebration to show how great you are. If you’re looking for some creative ways to party or earn an automatic 15 yard penalty after your next TD, check out the examples on this shirt. Â
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Everywhere you go wearing this disco ball hat turns into a party.
DMV? Party.
School? Party.
Party? You had better believe that’s a party.
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A cocktail party always sounds like a lot of fun. Typically they include boring conversation and a few drinks. This shirt shows an entirely different type of cocktail party, one that includes bottles, gasoline and fire. Decide for yourself which one sounds more exciting.
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You: “I wasn’t drinking tonight officer…honest. I just wear this Guinness pint hat because its warm.”
Police Officer: “Step out of the car sir.”
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