Hopefully, these iPad covers made from Bernie Madoff’s pants will do a better job of protecting your investment than Madoff did when he was wearing them.
The covers were created by iPad cover manufacturer Frederick James using summer pants acquired from Bernie Madoff’s beach home in the Hamptons as part of an auction conducted last year by the U.S. Marshals Service.
The sleeves were originally selling for $250, but available stock quickly sold through. Frederick James does note that some covers might turn up from cancellations, so keep your eyes peeled. Otherwise you’ll have to try and get an alternate version made using his current wardrobe, though they only come in black and white striped versions with inmate numbers.
Product Page (Sold Out via Wired)
The whole Wonder Woman pants issue continues to rage on, stoked by the two final covers of Justice League #1. As you will see in the image below, they feature Wonder Woman with and without pants.
That makes Mario Pieda’s photoshop above all that more amusing. It turns the tables and re-imagines all of the other Justice League members without pants.
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Hello Kitty irritates me, but there’s no denying that these pants are cute as hell. Unfortunately, if you want a pair for your kid (or yourself, just admit it) you’ll have to learn how to knit. The pattern is the only thing up for sale.
Don’t be too disappointed if you lack the skills. Sanrio has never been one to turn down an opportunity to make a little money, so there’s hope that an official version could come out some day.
Product Page ($7 FPK via Craft)
CollegeHumor has put together a handy professional classification system based on the height of your pants. I’ve always maintained pant height this is the best way to judge a job candidate.
Check out the female version after the break.
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Whether your doing your laundry or roundhouse kicking someone in the face, these Karate Casuals will give you the comfort, style and flexibility a ninja needs on his day off.
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If you saw this shirt and were confused, you don’t watch enough Simpsons episodes. If you instantly remembered it from the episode “Mother Simpson”, you watch way too much. Either way, it’s hilarious.
Product Page: ($22.94)
Hmmm… That’s an interesting conundrum. Since most women wear pants now, It’s probably time to move on from the conventional bathroom recognition system and embrace something new. For the men’s room, I recommend this, for women, this. Nothing could be more obvious.
Product Page: ($16.99)
Want to get some laughs by drawing attention to your baby’s excessive, noxious flatulence? Make it happen with these”Funky Flames” nappy pants. Later in life the memories will serve to remind you why the kids never come to the nursing home to visit.
Product Page: (£6.99 or about $10.56)
The mystery of what “The Thinker” had on his mind is made perfectly clear on this shirt. It may just be one interpretation, but wondering where your pants are is a weekly ritual for many.
Product Page ($12.95)
