I can only imagine what kind of sexy, classy lady would be wearing this. The kind of woman that wears Press-On Nails and has a voice like Harvey Fierstein no doubt (Harvey video after the break).
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Sorry guys, these panties say “only a hamburger can satisfy my needs.” It’s probably not a good idea to get involved with a woman like that anyway. Wimpy could be a crossdresser.
Product Page ($10—available in many styles)
If things are slowing down in the bedroom for you then maybe you should go back to basics. You can’t go much further back than to the stone ages for inspiration. Get yourself a pair of Cavewoman Panties and rock it prehistoric style.
Product Page ($9.95)
Remember the great music of the 70′s and 80′s? Well, after one look at these sexy panties covered with little boom boxes, headphones, and cassette tapes, your partner will definitely be a fan.
Product Page ($15)
These could be considered crotchless panties, but there is one distinction that makes them ideal for on the spot trysts. There is a small pocket that contains a flavored condom. I don’t really think any of that matters as long as these are worn out with their intended purpose in mind.
Product Page NSFW Site (£2.99, about $4.80)
Hmmm. I don’t see a “forgot ID or password” checkbox on this one, so for all of the guys out there I have a word of advice —write this one down.
Product Page ($16.45)
