It’s over 20 years of marriage down the tubes for Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man. What’s even worse is that Mr. Pac-Man will be going away for a long time after what he is about to do.
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PacMan
You were reared on a steady diet of Frogger and Pac-Man, and dammit, they were entertaining enough without all this fancy third dimension crap you see in games today. So carry the torch for at least one of your massively obsolete electronic brethren with this Pac-Man hat. Just don’t be surprised if the younger generation asks why you have a pixelated fortune cookie on your head.
When you have a bug problem, you call an exterminator. When you have a ghost problem, you call the Ghostbusters. It looks like Pac-Man finally had enough.
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Good question: who watches the Watchmen? Better question: who pacs the Pacmen? I’m not sure, but there may have been a second shooter on the grassy knoll.
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This shirt reminds me of how sculptors are able to do their work. You just start with a block of stone and remove everything that is not part of your vision. The effect just wouldn’t be the same with a bar graph.
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I can’t believe that Blinky fell for this. There was no way that Pac Man was going to treat him to a nice supper. This became evident almost immediately when Pac Man’s first course was a giant large ball. He may as well try running because sitting there sweating nervously is not going to get him anywhere. Last Supper indeed.
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