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This is what happens when an owl and a cassette mate. Apparently, the cassette’s grandfather was a coin purse.

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Clearly, this owl is f*cking crazy. Notice the empty eyes with the dark circles, the unplugged headphones and the fact that he keeps repeating the same question over and over. “who?” “Who?” “WHO?”

I don’t know “who” man! Just put down the guns and we will talk this out.

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Even with night vision goggles, the owl has advantages over the cat in stalking and capturing prey. But I don’t see how he can contend with that high-powered sniper rifle.

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owl watch necklace

This twist on the classic owl watch necklace design features two clocks—one for each boob time zone.

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Night_Owl

Even if the night owl likes being up in the darkness, it doesn’t mean they are going to just sit in a tree like a dope. They are going to surround themselves with all the creature comforts they can find. A little food and drink are required to make it a complete experience.

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