oven mitts

flex apron

Perhaps it’s time to trade in your chicken shagger apron for something a little more practical.

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The Moose Oven Mitt is probably a lot more fun to look at than to actually use. Those antlers will likely do nothing but obstruct your view and possibly be high enough to hit the burners and catch fire. So while it would not be fun to use yourself, it would be a blast watching someone else trying to use it. And in their house. There should be a general rule that flaming kitchen accessories are only for use in other’s kitchens.

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