optimus prime


Metroid Prime will curl up into a Morph Ball and literally roll out.

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Roll out, Pond!

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A t-shirt tribute to Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime. He’s also voiced a number of other memorable characters including Ironhide in the original Transformer TV series and Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh. He’s also served as the narrator in the American Voltron series.

Seriously, I go to YouTube every now and then just to watch him talk.

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You can get this humorous Transformers / Star Wars mashup as a print and skins for the iPhone, iPad and laptop—but no t-shirt? Hopefully this grievous error will be remedied soon.

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If you say “a succulent turkey” you are way too pumped about Thanksgiving dinner. I see Optimus Prime for sure, but I also see another robotic alien with three vertical eyes/mouths and light-up nipples. I guess I’m a little woozy from hunger as well.

Voting for this shirt recently ended on Threadless. With any luck it did well enough to go to print.

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Following in the footsteps of other sexified costumes from the likes of Ghostbusters, Marvel and DC, TMNT and even Sesame Street comes Transformers Optimus Prime and Bumblebee.

If your girl looks this good as a Transformer, congratulations—you already have all the candy you’ll ever need this Halloween.

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When it comes to robots, reincarnation isn’t a belief, it’s a fact. Despite illustrious careers, some of our favorite robots have been reincarnated/recyled as cheap dryers, coffee pots and rug steamers.

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New Era appears to be continuing their assault on all things nerdy with a line of shiny, Transformers-themed baseball hats. No word on when these might actually hit store shelves, but there is a good chance you will see them coming from a mile away.

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Optimus Prime was always in a gang —a gang called the Autobots. Apparently their official colors are purple, so be sure to avoid this color when traveling into Megatron’s territory.

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