This t-shirt is kind of like those activity books you used to do as a kid, only twisted and offensive. And don’t worry, the answer key pictured above is printed on the back should you need a hint to match the murderers.
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It’s just wrong! But I couldn’t help but laugh. A close-up shot is available after the break.
It is the joke that will never die. Look what you have done Richard! What will we do without the gerbils hard at work!
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Remember that famous SNL skit from a few years ago? Just in case you were unclear on how to gift your own penis, this t-shirt will show you the way. Hit the break to check out the original uncensored skit (NSFW).
McDonald’s food is gross even without the thought of biting into a burger and finding a short, curly red hair.
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Unless you like random objects shoved up your ass, you need to protect your delicate butthole when you are incapacitated. On the other hand, it may backfire and prompt your friends to violate you.
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I actually saw the 2 girls, 1 cup video for the first time over the weekend, and all I have to say is WOW. As anyone who has seen it will tell you, it is quite possibly the most disgusting video ever made. However, if you are one of the select few that go nuts over that type of thing (what’s up Germany?), wear your freaky fetish with pride thanks to this 2 Girls 1 Cup T-Shirt.
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Just when you thought the fat guy in a Speedo was as bad as it could get, someone decided to manufacture the “mankini” featured in the Borat movie. Warning: may result in ass kicking and/or alienation by the opposite sex.
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True, you can’t have manslaughter without laughter. And you cant have prison without butt- rape. Definitely a worth addition to any wardrobe heavy in “psycho chic.”
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