Will stick to your walls and awkwardly work its way back to the ground for your amusement.
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Hey, you want to look like this? Be my guest. Mr Squishy (who kinda looks like he has an anus for a mouth) will ride your head, sucking on your brain juices whenever the weather turns cold or rainy. But if you would rather be the one doing the sucking (ha), there is a B-Movie tentacle hoodie after the break you might be interested in.
Enjoy Earth Day while you can, because we all know it’s only a matter of time before a giant robot octopus with a laser gun will come to destroy us all.
An octopus is a one man bubble gun army. And he has an itchy trigger tentacle.
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There is a very good reason no one has ever found the Loch Ness monster. They were looking for the wrong thing. Now if they had been looking for a giant octopus with a devious sense of humor they may have had some better luck.
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