nurse

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Leave it to Art Lebedev to not only come up with a bag that has a replaceable cover, but offers you a zipper-in front with a unique style that will scare the hell out of every patient that sees it. The actual bag lets you zipper in this front part and you are able to change it whenever you like. There are about 15 available designs for the front.

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syringe-handbag

Although originally intended as an accessory for a doctor or nurse costume, a syringe handbag can be a useful product all year long. For example,  if you’re looking to get a cop’s attention or want to subject yourself to more drug tests at work, this type of bag would probably be a great place to start.

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Our favorite nurse is back—but this time she is not handing out good advice. She is dishing out a scolding—or telling us something is wrong with our pee. I can’t tell.

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That’s right guys. There is nothing worse than a pair of filthy balls.

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This bag will remind you of a little wisdom that you shouldn’t need to be reminded of. Don’t mess with people who have the ability to inflict pain on you as part of their job. The nurse can make that shot be the easiest thing you ever had or the most pain you have felt in your life. Take you frustrations out elsewhere if you have any brains at all.

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