If you want to attract some attention (for better or worse) this shirt will get the job done guaranteed. Hit the product page for the uncensored version.
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You know those long johns with the buttoned butt flap—the kind of thing you might expect an old prospector to wear? Well, the centerfold t-shirt is kind of like that, only the image underneath this flap is something you wouldn’t mind seeing.
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For the man that longs to be naked and free but is too timid to do so, I give you the assless outfit compromise. Money shot is available after the break.
It may be hard to pick up on the subtlety, but the essence of this bag is spend, spend spend!
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From Nerd Approved: It’s dark and your hands are busy. A miner’s helmet just isn’t sexy (except that one time when you were role playing), so you let your crotch lead the way with the Playazon Merkin Flashlight and it’s three ultra-bright LEDs. Spelunking anyone?
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If you are going to wear a piece of male anatomy as jewelry, it only makes sense to get one that has all the functionality of a normally working one. Just pull the ring on the back of the scrotum of this belly ring and the penis will pop up. A great accessory for the beach when it is in full view. Hit the jump to see it in action (semi NSFW).
A few years ago, Dave Chappelle did a standup routine where he pondered the fame of the President. To put things in perspective, he drew upon the whole Monica Lewinsky fiasco and asked asked us to imagine what it would be like to be so recognizable that a woman would automatically become famous for giving you a bj. Apparently, that is the same theme behind this t-shirt. The blue banner over the woman’s eyes reads: “Fuck For Fame.” Now that is classy.
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Another July 4th has arrived, but it seems that Uncle Sam is getting ruder with each passing year. If you think the version in the thong pictured above is bad, check out what he has to say after the break. Apparently, Uncle Sam does not mince words either.
One day you are the star quarterback on the football team—popular and carefree. The world is yours. The next day you are doing the dishes wearing a pink apron. How depressing.
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