Clinton BJ T-Shirt: It Never Gets Old (NSFW)
A few years ago, Dave Chappelle did a standup routine where he pondered the fame of the President. To put things in perspective, he drew upon the whole Monica Lewinsky fiasco and asked asked us to imagine what it would be like to be so recognizable that a woman would automatically become famous for giving [...]
Uncle Sam Is Getting Rude In His Old Age (NSFW)
Another July 4th has arrived, but it seems that Uncle Sam is getting ruder with each passing year. If you think the version in the thong pictured above is bad, check out what he has to say after the break. Apparently, Uncle Sam does not mince words either.
The Domesticated Man Reflects on His Situation (NSFW)
One day you are the star quarterback on the football team—popular and carefree. The world is yours. The next day you are doing the dishes wearing a pink apron. How depressing.
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Well, That Didn’t Take Long (NSFW)
The internet phenomenon that is Bill O’ Reilly going nuts on camera only surfaced about a week ago—which is apparently more than enough time to crank out a shirt about it. If you are haven’t checked it out already, the video in question is available after the break. (Warning: graphic language)
Rubber Secrets Mask Helps Keep Your Mouth Shut (NSFW)
The Rubber Secrets mask features an inflatable gag to insure that the cries of pain resulting from each crack of the whip on your ass are not heard by your neighbors. Plus, it comes packaged in a gift box—how lovely.
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