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The actual Batman has a fancy suit with all kinds of gadgets and armor, but this girl utilizes a less is more strategy that is no less effective at incapacitating her victims.

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Well, not “money shots” in the strictest sense, but what other wallet do you know of that has 3D boobs on it? None? Yeah, that’s what I thought. (NSFW note: images in the gallery are uncensored.)

First off, as a wallet these Timo products are about as basic as it gets. A few strips of thin vinyl sewn together with enough room for some cash and maybe a card or two. It’s super small if you are into that sort of thing in a wallet, but I have my doubts as to the long term durability. But for only $10, that really isn’t a huge concern.

So, onto the fun part.

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Only this shirt isn’t funny because you were fired for sexual harassment. Zing!

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Indeed, these Pac-Man and Mario mushroom pasties score extra geeky hotness points—unless they being worn by a buxom, nerdy dude looking for a nipple chafing barrier.

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Looking for ways to spice up your relationship with your significant(ly) nerdy other?  Let Dr. Chris help.  My prescription for you consists in a bit of role playing in the guise of some of the sexiest cosplay of all time.

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Congrats to Kelly O., Timothy L., Devin F., and Staci M.—the lucky winners of our Dick Towel contest. Even if you didn’t win, its definitely worth purchasing based on sheer versatility. It’s three highly offensive looks in one towel.


Some of you may be involved in fragile new relationships this Valentine’s Day. If that’s the case, you had better leave the blow up doll jackets, teabag hats and assless outfits in the closet. There is plenty of time to spring that part of your personality on them when things get serious and you’re in way too deep.

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Just a reminder: If you want to traumatize friends, loved ones or complete strangers with your very own Dick Towel, email us at contests@fashionablygeek.com with “Dick Towel Contest” in the subject line. You could also enter the contest by becoming a fan of the new Fashionably Geek Facebook page and simply commenting in the contest thread. Four lucky winners will be chosen at random after the contest closes on Friday, February 12th (must be over 18). Good luck!

With a name like Disturbia, you can’t make a standard spinoff of the Three Wolf Moon shirt. It has to be the kind of thing that would get you suspended from school for wearing it. As you can see from the selections in their new Spring/Summer 2010 lineup, they did not disappoint.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest show on TV. And there is no greater proof of that than the Dick Towel they featured on an episode this season. The good news is that 4 lucky readers from Fashionably Geek and our sister site Nerd Approved can get the Dick Towel of their choice by emailing contests@fashionablygeek.com with “Dick Towel Contest” in the subject line.” In the body, just let us know which towel you prefer (black or white) along with a shipping address.

Alternatively, you could become a fan on our new Facebook page and simply comment in the contest thread. The final day to enter is Friday, February 12th and winners will be chosen at random (only readers 18 years or older are eligible). So, if you want to scare and offend large groups of people at the beach this year, this towel is how you do it. Enter today!

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