I’m assuming that this belt buckle is made for women given the phrase “slippery when wet.” However, let’s just hope that there aren’t any ladies out there that mistakingly buy this buckle as a tribute to Bon Jovi’s 1986 album.
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So you aren’t the type of person that paints their chest in team colors and screams from the stands whilst waving a huge foam finger around frantically. Not to worry, you can still show your team pride in a more subtle manner with this yellow mini foam finger.
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When it is cold outside, nothing beats a blanket, a cup of hot chocolate, and a Velvet Monkey Hat to keep you warm. Goes great with any ensemble.
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Check that, you will probably be headed towards a messy divorce or breakup if you try and put this on your significant other. Fortunately, the pouch is “satiny” — so at least it will be comfortable on the mouth when she blurts out how much of an asshole you are.
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I’ll admit that it is a unique idea to sell crocheted watches, and I’m sure it might have some marketable fashion novelty value if they cost under $10. But $60? I know they are handmade… but seriously! Available in both “analog” and “digital” versions.
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Call me crazy, but I don’t picture these “Need to Go” cufflinks paired with an Armani suit. Now a crushed velvet leisure suit complete with a pirate shirt, bowtie and cumberbund would be another story.
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