I would imagine that this star-shaped ninja suit would be rather ineffective in battle, unless enemies managed to fall on the pointy appendages.
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This ninja didn’t like how the mask messed up his hair, so he put a little too much product in it—which basically turned his head into a giant wick. Now he’s paying the price.
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It was only a matter of time before the uneasy truce between the Pirates, Robots, Ninjas and Zombies Alliance (PRNZA) and the Smurfs boiled over into bloodshed. Clearly, they have underestimated the Smurf.
Unfortunately, the contest is being held by nature and the contestant (White Ninja) was entered against his will.
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However, Thanko’s hand-warming, USB-powered gloves are fit for chilly white collar ninjas.
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Also known as “Surpriseonium” or by the chemical symbol Nja. Atomic number 115.
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Ninja clashes on your shirt, but not with your pants. Black goes with everything.
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Cats are nimble and quiet, which is why they make perfect ninjas. You may think your cat is cute, but that’s just a diversion.
If they could open cans of Fancy Feast, humans would probably be dead already.
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These tiny ninjas might look cute, but beware of the deadly “Voltron” move. When they stack up its like 4 1/2 feet of swords, fists and the dreaded three-tiered giant headbutt.
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You definitely want to avoid any street marked “Ninja Xing“, but you really want to steer clear of any area with a sign marked “Ninja at Play.” That’s where they really like to hang out and play games like spiked kickball, shuriken Frisbee and nunchaku double dutch.
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