Then again, this ninja is likely an impostor. Anyone who saw a real ninja long enough to provide a description for a sketch artist would have been torn to shreds.
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Used by the ninja version of MacGyver. He’s been known to make smoke bombs with bacon grease and wear a ninja mask that doesn’t conceal his mullet.
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This all-over print features ninjas, pirates, robots, zombies, pirates fighting zombies, zombies eating ninjas, robots zapping zombies and much more.
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The answer appears to be one and two halves of a ninja.
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The wily squirrel ninja managed to ambush this Girl Scout and steal her cookies, but karma is a bitch as they say. Most of these squirrel warriors met their end under the tires of cars or in terrible sieges on bird feeders.
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I would imagine that this star-shaped ninja suit would be rather ineffective in battle, unless enemies managed to fall on the pointy appendages.
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This ninja didn’t like how the mask messed up his hair, so he put a little too much product in it—which basically turned his head into a giant wick. Now he’s paying the price.
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It was only a matter of time before the uneasy truce between the Pirates, Robots, Ninjas and Zombies Alliance (PRNZA) and the Smurfs boiled over into bloodshed. Clearly, they have underestimated the Smurf.
Unfortunately, the contest is being held by nature and the contestant (White Ninja) was entered against his will.
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