The Ninja Kitty Geisha Hoodie Isn’t Great For Steath Missions
Being a Ninja is all about stealth—but this hoodie is bound to draw attention in your direction.
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Protect Your Laptop With The Power of the Ninja
Your ninja bag will protect your laptop from bumps and scratches against all odds—for death is the price of failure.
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Ninjaflauge Underwear: The Military Should Look Into This
The way I see it, traditional camouflage is missing one key ingredient: ninjas. These little ancient warriors will help you blend in and disappear the next time your are running around the woods in your underwear.
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This Ninja Needs Some Prozac
Even the mighty Ninja cannot defend against a seasonal depression sneak attack. Let’s just hope that he gets the help he needs because depression does not mix well with Samurai swords and shurikens.
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Ninja Gaiden Fallen Enemies Baseball Cap
I don’t know about you, but in my experience with Ninja Gaiden, the enemies would not be the ones lying defeated on the ground. Nice cap though—even for those that suck at the game.
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Mixed Martial Arts…And Crafts T-Shirt
The master ninja strikes quickly, kicks your ass, knits you an ugly sweater and fades away without a trace.
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Even Ninjas Need a Hobby
When he is not busy killing and vanishing, the ninja pictured on this t-shirt dreams of one day playing in an orchestra.
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So, What Have The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Been Doing Lately?
Like the rest of us, they grew up, got jobs, and got fat.
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Ninja Kitty Coin Purse Protects Your Loose Change With It’s Life
Ninja Kitty has sworn an oath to protect you nickels and dimes at all costs. And if your $2.50 in change should go missing, Ninja Kitty will commit seppuku in disgrace. That is protection you can trust.
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