Are you a good ninja or a bad ninja? With this set of three G.I. Joe Retaliation Masks you can decide—but everyone knows the bad guys always look cooler. You’ll get two Snake Eyes ninja masks and one Storm Shadow mask, each individually wrapped. Much like the movie, you can’t have these just yet but you can preorder now and be ready for battle when they arrive in June.
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French ninja cat prowls the streets of Paris. Check out a close-up image of the design after the break.
Amazing—all I see is a floating book.
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Just when you thought NPH couldn’t get more awesome, there’s this. Apparently, it will be part of an episode of How I Met Your Mother that’s airing on March 19th.
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Then again, this ninja is likely an impostor. Anyone who saw a real ninja long enough to provide a description for a sketch artist would have been torn to shreds.
This shirt is only $10 if you grab it before 11 am EST!
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Used by the ninja version of MacGyver. He’s been known to make smoke bombs with bacon grease and wear a ninja mask that doesn’t conceal his mullet.
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This all-over print features ninjas, pirates, robots, zombies, pirates fighting zombies, zombies eating ninjas, robots zapping zombies and much more.
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The answer appears to be one and two halves of a ninja.
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The wily squirrel ninja managed to ambush this Girl Scout and steal her cookies, but karma is a bitch as they say. Most of these squirrel warriors met their end under the tires of cars or in terrible sieges on bird feeders.
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