With the increasing popularity of themed wedding photos, it has become clear that people are growing bored with traditional pictures of rings, hand holding and beaches that look like they came from a stock photo company.
With that in mind, Sean K. and his bride-to-be decided celebrate their engagement by killing a ninja. Check out some additional photos after the break.
Anyone who enjoys death sports would probably sleep in the street for days in order to get first dibs on tickets to a Ninja vs Luchador battle royale. The excitement will only be heightened when you throw in a baseball bat, sword, cactus, death stars, a mace wielding ninja cat, a narcoleptic and confusion.
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You definitely want to avoid any street marked “Ninja Xing“, but you really want to steer clear of any area with a sign marked “Ninja at Play.” That’s where they really like to hang out and play games like spiked kickball, shuriken Frisbee and nunchaku double dutch.
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Use your imagination and pretend this is supposed to look anything like a TMNT character instead of an excuse to see a woman wearing a revealing costume. Take away the sai and the tiny shell on the back and you’ll have something that looks more like “Santa’s Sexy Elf” sporting four freak abs and giant breast muscles.
If you want to elevate yourself to “instant awesome” status among nerds, simply present your Zombie Ninja Pirate shirt and begin group contemplation about exactly how many degrees of cool you’d be if you were an undead, brain eating, Japanese mercenary martial arts master who performs covert operations while plundering land and sea.
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Unfortunately for you, Dr. McNinja has taken the Hippocratic oath, so he won’t let you die. Instead, he will beat you, heal you and beat you again. Eventually you will beg for a merciful end—but it will never come.
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People dressed in black, sneaking around, certainly sounds like a burglar to me. If a Ninja were to take anything from your home then there is no difference between them and any other burglar.
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That Ninja sword sliced cleanly through the neck as the blood around the collar of this shirt clearly shows. The photographer was lucky enough to catch the whole action shot so it could be printed on the shirt.
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We all know that ninjas are both silent and deadly, but it is not clear if they are referring to  stalking capability or the release of noxious gases.
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