Seriously, how can you?
Indeed, these Giant Pufferfish Slippers look cozy—and your feet are protected from predators. Unfortunately, your feet will also be considered a deadly delicacy.
Giant Pufferfish Slippers ($40.49)
This Officially-licensed Batgirl Brushed Terry Lounger is a one-piece PJ that includes a cowl, Batgirl logo and a removable metallic cape.
The arms have cuffs with holes for your thumbs and it’s got a super-soft brushed terry lining, so you can sleep in it and then be dressed when crime happens at any hour (it’s kind of like the superhero equivalent of going to the supermarket in sweatpants).
There’s also a Batman Arkham version, so there’s plenty of comfy crimefighter coverage for everyone.
It seems like you’ve been looking for a good pair of unicorn slippers for ages right? Well, your quest is over. These NUTTY Unicorn Slippers are the only unicorn slippers you need. Just make sure to grab them while you can because they’ll sell out in a hot second.
Unicorn Slippers ($26)
ASOS also makes a pair of unicorn slipper boots which are pictured below.
Everyone knows that stepping on a Lego brick with bare feet is the worst kind of pain. However, it seems that Lego has finally acknowledged the problem with these anti-Lego slippers that feature extra protective padding.
The slippers were created as part of a collaboration between Lego and ad agency Brand Station for a holiday promotion. Unfortunately, only 1500 pairs will be produced, but they are being randomly given away to people that create a wish list on the Lego France website.
Not to worry though. Even if you don’t secure a pair, these Lego slippers would probably be a suitable replacement.
I know some people are worried about Star Wars burnout, but I’m way more worried about the damage to my checking account because there’s so much good stuff available. That having been said, check out the new Star Wars women’s sleepwear at Target! I saw the Princess Leia onesie and pretty much died of the awesome. They have five different sleepshirts available (the Dark Side one with the hood is great too) so you have lots of options to choose from.
See more after the break.
If you feel like a zombie before you’ve had your morning coffee then these pajamas will make you look as rough as you feel. They’re unisex, adult footie pajamas that turn you into one of the bloody, brain-eating masses. You can even pull he hood over your head and give yourself a zombie face.
Cover yourself completely with fleece in these Humanoid Fleece pajamas. They’ve got feet and little covers for your hands and a hood that zips closed right over your face. You can pick from a variety of colors for your all-encompassing fleece jammies and know you’ll be toasty warm no matter how cold the weather gets this winter. Well, in Japan anyway.
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These sleep tank nightgowns are too cute. I like the cut a lot, and the addition of Adventure Time characters makes them irresistible. I think you could even pair these styles with skirts, or if the fabric’s not too thin, pair them with cropped jackets.
If you want one, grab it fast! It looks like limited quantities are available for these designs.
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The Dark Knight Rises opens in theaters on July 20th which will be the perfect reason to break out this Batman panty and camisole set (though wearing it to the theater might prove problematic). Made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex, not only will this look cute with the lights on, but turn them off and the Bat Signals glow in the dark. Ability to summon Batman to your bedroom not guaranteed.
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You could wear plaid pajama pants to bed, or you would wear this Batgirl night shirt. It’s more than it appears to be at first glance; the sleep shirt comes with a cape and a cowl you can pull over your face. Wearing this to bed ensures that you’re ready to spring into action the moment you hear a cry for help.
See it with the cowl up after the break.