What an Excitebike tournament would look like on the Game Grid.
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I zap ducks with extreme prejudice. I would also like to zap hunting dogs that mock me, but they are somehow immune.
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Oh yes—I remember getting my first NES with the Mario Bros and Duck Hunt combination cartridge. I think they gave you two controllers back then too—not a bad value.
And since you get both games printed on this fabric clutch, it’s like getting two retro nerd credits for the price of one.
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While everyone may have a gaming system these days, I’m pretty sure that won’t have a shiny, new, solid Sterling Silver NES belt buckle.
Plus, it seems that the gal who made it knows her gaming. The Sterling NES belt buckle is made from 3 ounces of silver, and crafted to match the NES controller specs.
p.s. I had a delightfully evil thought about being able to control a guy with this belt buckle. Is that wrong?
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Choose from NES, SNES, Sega Master System, and the Sega Megadrive (Genesis). Check out the rest of the lineup after the break.
No nerd ensemble can be complete unless one is carrying the proper bag, whether it be related to sci-fi, comics, video games, or technology. There are plenty of options available, and these are 10 of the finest.
Unfortunately, the earliest band of Nintendo pirates met a quick and inglorious end. They learned the hard way that if you are going to board another ship by force, you had better bring real guns—not zappers.
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Remember how you would try to use the NES zapper to waste that mocking dog in Duck Hunt, only to find that it was immune to being shot? That was a raw deal. But times have changed, and through the power of this t-shirt you can finally get the revenge you crave.
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Anyone old enough probably recalls blowing into their Nintendo cartridge from time to time. In fact, you could actually pick up a NES cartridge harmonica these days and play some 8-bit blues of your own.
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If your ultimate goal is to look like a video game or movie addicted trucker from 1985, these new, yet seriously outdated hats can make it happen. After all, who can resist Gizmo blowing snot on fine foam headwear? You can also choose from a variety of NES designs that combine 1980′s 8-bit technology with the unfathomable coolness of early 90′s fashion. Add these into your rotation of neon colored clothes and oversized birth control sunglasses and you too can look like you just walked off the set of the first “3 Ninjas” film.
These hats are supposed to be available starting today, but as of this writing I was unable to find them among the rest of the retro threads.
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